From: zlee@orion.it.luc.edu (Zena Lee)

Today-Tuesday-Tomorrow-Who-Cares!!!



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| * |    Hi  G.L. Freaks!.... Uhhr folks?... Fans?.... Y'll.....??
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         I think it's me,,,,,,,,,,,Zena...  Rather unsure; preoccupied 
         detoxing.  

'Aiiight....who took my *&^%#@!^&*#%$ lite-beer??  No fair!!




**********  T U E S D A Y,    M A Y   9 ,  1 9 9 5  **********





Get-Get-Get-Get-Get-Get-Get-GET A JOB!
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Girlfriend *finally* got one too!  She's pissed at Mindy because it
didn't come with _morning coffee_....   When Mindy tells her that
"Wanda usually makes it."  Dinah tells -her- that the only reason
she's there is because her father can't get enough of screwing
Blake.  "My father put the screws on..!" was how she dressed it up
for t.v....  However, it's the LAST place she wants to be! she
insists as she throws her feet on top the desk...

DIAL'A'MOM
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Number-2 Mom is calling the boarding house inquiring the
whereabouts of Number-1 Mom.  "I could have sworn that B. said
she'd be by." Van tells All-That {Matt!}...  "Sure it's just some
mix up!," he lies..  I could care less...I have a -very- busy day
today snaps Number-2....

Once _That_ hangs up....he hears someone entering...."Who's dat? 
Gidget?"  Nope...It's A-M living up to his name, showing up bright
and early..."Did Lucy come home last night?", he asks That-Matt.

Nobody-Knows-The-Trouble-I've-Seen
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Ms. I-don't-have-a-friend-in-the-world, Lucy, is sitting on the
dock of the bay wishing her past rape nightmare would just go the
hell away.  {{{{She's remembering the previous night when she told
Brent that he raped her...over and over and over and over and
over...}}}}  Because you raped me!!....You raped me!!!!...You raped
me!!...you raped me...  (It is very foggy..)

DO-IT-TO-MYSELF 1 MORE TIME
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Eve loudly drops a tray of food on the floor and Annie comes in to
help.  Rick comes in to offer his assistance too and Annie snaps
off his head.  "I don't need =ANY= help!"


GHOST
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Demi apparently got a sex-change cuz she's turned into this guy
with piercing eyes and a beard....looks rather like Josh Lewis
though.  Reva-Patrick-Swayze at least managed to keep his hair-
coloring and friz-look....less muscle definition, but yeah.....it's
him alright!  Josh thinks he's gone and flipped.  Stark raving mad,
he surmises..  He sits and buries his face in his hands as a
helpless sob escapes.

In comes a figure which bends down at his knees....wearing
something red and white with ridiculously large dangly earrings to
*unmatch* the outfit...."You're not going crazy Bud."  ...> > > >
It's the Girl!  Uhhhh-Huh!......... The Flavor-Reva Shane-Lewis!!!
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-----------------------------Intro--------------------------------


Father Knows Least - - Rather likes it that way too!
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Ed apologizes to Lucy for frightening her as he was jogging by.  No
apologies needed - - all men do now!  Just doing some thinking adds
Lucy.  Now it's his turn to be scared...Sounds good.....AND
FRIGHTENING utters Ed.  Suddenly, this unpleasant thought leaves
him desiring.  "Like some company?"  The two chat...

I've always been an escapist...born one actually....I liked being
an escapist as a child too.  I'd come down here and watch the
boats, yachts...wish I was on one of 'em... babbles Ed with his
selfish chatter surrounding his dammy...

Lucy tries to offer an ear....Yeah,,,,Isn't this an awful time for
you?  And, you don't make a big deal outta it =AND= Y'don't feel
sorry for yourself...  I have my empty moments...lies Ed.  (knowing
he don't feel squat most days....tanks to Eve!) ..  Lucy continues
.You don't seem to let those horrible things destroy you...  Give
anything to have immense pain\suffering&troubles and be able to veg
out like you....block it all out y'know....  Ed attempts to look
brave... (ends up looking stupefied..)

HORSELESS KNIGHT
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As A-M comes downstairs, Matt asks him what's troubling him..., I'm
worried about Lucy...  What'sa matter?   Nothing to do with me,
just trust me on this okay?  Do me a favor, don't ask her any
questions cuz she may not wanna talk...orders a too use to giving
them A-M  "I-I...Captain"...salutes Matt...  (yous z'boss alright!
... where's z'horse??  y'know...boogety-boogety)

Gidget comes in looking like something the cat drug in.... All-That
tells her she forgot to get lil'that!  Ohhhh...was =that= today? 
I'd better go get him.  Matt grabs an armful of leather jacket
stopping her......."The hell you are!"

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN Z'HOUSE?
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Dr. Eve's legs are weak.  Dr. Rick prescribes more medicine for her
giving an *obvious* disinterested Nurse Annie the orders.  Annie
leaves the room and Rick follows...  He tells her he doesn't like
her unprofessional behavior....She's taking it out on patients - -
of all the nerve!!!!  Just your opinion!, snaps Annie.  Rick looks
sternly at her...pulling rank...  Look, your attitude has No place
in THAT room with THAT patient!!!

GHOST
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This doesn't happen to people like me!, reveals Josh.   Only to
Demi M-W and Patrick S.  I'm no figment of your imagination Bud.... 
Josh tries guessing...Are you here to give me a tour of my past
life, ending with my dismal future..."  Reva laughs... "You think 
-this- is funny?"  "I think -YOU'RE- funny Joshua."  I'm not here
to change your wicked ways...  I don't think you're *here* at
all...  She challenges him...Ask me something about us...about our
lives together....{her eyes twinkling...} (((now I get her &
Annie's similarity.)))

Josh stares at her in awe....I use to dream about you every night
for years...it was so real...I could feel you; smell your hair.  IT
was like you were right there with me; but, I'd wake up and you'd
be gone.  "Just like now, in a few minutes I'ma wake up and......
you'll be gone."  No Joshua!  It isn't a dream...it's really me,
it's Reva.....The mother of your two children...The one that
married you.. waiting for you by the dock..

Josh looks skeptical..."You didn't drown when that car went off
that bridge?  Are you telling me that you are here to be with me
and our children?"  Reva is regretful, "I wish I could."  Then go
away, leave me alone to live my life in peace...  You really want
me to go?  YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!  I want YOU to GO!!!!  How am
I going to have a life otherwise?  You mean a love-life!  Well....
...yeah, screwing is important!!...What'a expect me to remain
celibate? (she of ALL PEOPLE should know that ain't possible...)

She interrupts..."Where is the bug spray?"  What?, he looks
bewildered...  She reiterates a story about how violent she
was...."I whacked you over the head soooo hard that afterwards, you
swore to me that you saw stars..."  Josh grins..."Oh my God, it
really -is- you!"...his hand covers his mouth...

GOT A JOB!
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Mindy approaches a lethargic employee slouched in her chair, 1st
day on the job.  "Dinah we have a little problem here.  The stuff
you photocopied, you can't really see it."  I can. ...Uhr.
...except for that little paragraph, points Dinah.  Welll, it's
=not fine= because you have to be able to read the entire document! 
Redo them.  Fine!  When Mindy turns her back to walk away, Dinah
files her work in proper order.  The photocopied materials are
apparently lowest priority.  Dinah tosses 'em in the trash.  Her
approaching Mom catches this.... "Dinah!"

FIRST Y'SEE ME...NOW Y'DON'T
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Bridgett's returning from one of her many disappearing acts
and,...well...She's quite a sight!!  She looks a mess and her hair
is all tangled...She acts like a toddler, "WhatamI gonna do??" 
Matt tells her he'll go pick up Peter.  He further tells her that
she should take a bath, comb her hair, brush her stinking teeth,
get some coffee and then call Van later. (geez...all he left out
was the "massengill")

GHOST
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Josh tells Flava-Rev that he's been haunted for far longer than her
current presence....  How he search hi&lo for her ....everywhere! 
On buses and in cafes all 'round Europe...  Rev is perplexed....
"Why, Josh?"  (you knew I was in the ground dammit!  why not check
there first and save airfare?)  I wanted to tell you I was sorry
that I left you alone in that car...should -never- have done
that...  She tells him that it doesn't matter.  Grown women are
actually left alone daily in vehicles moving and otherwise with
absolutely no consequence.  How could he have know?  Nothing
matters anyhow cuz she's here now..... 

Being there later is another story entirely she reveals...."I won't
be around next year, my rap's too severe kicking Mack-Reva in
y'ear!"  She extends her hand and Josh grabs it, seeing it's image
mentally speaking...  He grabs only air as shock registers on his
face...  He stares....."I can't touch you!!"
<<Duh!!!>>


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DO-IT-TO-MYSELF 1 MORE TIME
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Eve tells Ed she needs 5 minutes...  "I need to take just five
minutes in my lab real quick."  She'll humor him on all the nasty
details....Needn't worry...you _still_ won't know a thang!  "Then,
I'll let go of it,,,, I promise.....I'll go on hiatus..."

GHOST
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If I can't touch you ....might as well be a ghost, yells Josh. 
(ding...ding!  1st prize to him!)  Rev says their rap is far deeper
than intercourse...  He can't believe she's saying THAT!  (me
either!)  "Okay...she concedes..the sex was more than grrrrreat!" 
Honesty at last...he thanks her... "Thank you!"

He tells her all about Marah...  And, what about my baby?...Shane? 
He's not a baby anymore; he was talking two languages at 2!  Does
he remember me?  Marah keeps you alive for him; every now and then
they open up the photo-album.  It's kind of a ritual for them...  

Josh has a thought...."Will they be able to see you?"  I don't
know.  He begins to fill her in on himself...I resurrected Lewis
Construction and quit Lewis Oil...shocking Van in the process ... 
Reva's impressed cuz /that\ just doesn't happen often.."I bet she
was!"  Wait, how shocked was she???  Josh continues, "I'm finally
crawling outta that dark-hole I've been in ever since you...  And,
,,,,,now here you are...Why now?"


TAKE THIS JOB AND WORK IT
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Van is admonishing her naughty-by-nature child...Can't just do the
jobs you like...and, you most ^certainly^ can't throw ones you
*don't* wanna do in the trash!!...  "Mother, I told you I got mixed
up...Mindy's got me doing a thousand things out there."  She fesses
up..."Alright!...I threw it in the trash...it's menial work; more
punishment than fun.  She feels a sense of injustice - - the kind
she shoulda felt when she stole that money, but didn't.

She wants to grow up to be just like her Mommy and have a young-
hunk in her middle-years too.  (can't blame her here....who
wouldn't?) ....Van tells her she ain't ready yet....the girl
requires a tad more polishing first...needs more class...more
smarts...adds Van, checking her out closely...

Bet YOU weren't ~born~ polished, says a wiser-than-her-years Dinah. 
In other words, _you_ got there....eventually,,,,,so, why shouldn't
I???  I bet you were a hellion...you'da told Grandpa-H to shove
this job, correctly muses the daughter.  Besides...if you weren't
busy being soooo bad, you wouldn't have had me!  Van gives her a
...don't remind me look....  Perfect reason for any wild-teenaged
girl to play kriss-kross wit her legs.  Dinah doesn't play fair
either as she asks her mother  "...Did you ever love me...?"

LILIAN...TAKE ME AWAY!
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Lilian is telling Annie that if she honored -every- Nurse's
personal preferences&requests as to what\which Doctor they wanted
to work with....it'd be a nursery school playground, and not a
hospital...  Besides, she adds, if you didn't work with Rick B.
anymore you couldn't work with several of his patients as
well...like, Eve....<was that suppose to persuade her?>

Lilian blames Josh..."Seems your current state of mind has
everything to do with him!"  Annie admits to Josh driving her batty
too; but....Rick....That Rick!!!!  She cannot badmouth Rick to
Lil...  "He's been like a son to me and he'd never done anything
mean to anyone since all the days I've known him...and I'd
appreciate it if you think long and hard about what -you- did to
HIM...."  She walks away leaving Annie's mouth gaping...(with a
look like... ..damn, you wanna boink him too, eh?  He'd wear your
old-butt OUT!)

GHOST
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Reva's trying to convince Josh that her returning is the normalist
happening in the world.  Happens all the time!  Anyway she adds...
WE can't predict or control these things...  Slow down mutters Josh
adding......"We?  Who's we?"  All of us! She confirms and quickly
changes the subject..  You must be hungry?  ...Nope!  Go for a walk
then?  

The kids!  Reva's turn to say "WHO?"  Our children...I must call
'em..  He calls.  They are not home but he's informed that Annie
called him...  Reva rolls her eyes...

He hangs up the phone... and glances apologetically at Ghost "You
know who I was talking about...don't you...that girl.... the
woman...the person....I've been.......(he pauses on the last
word...)..........dating!"  (y'mean the one you were trying to
boink when Rev stopped ya?)  Reva looks at him like she's
remembering my version too....

SLIME-BALL TO SLIME-BALL
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Its slippery when you're a slimball alright.  Allen is only too
eager to hear what Bent has to say about his son, A-M.  A-M will be
saying I've been doing the nasty to Lucy....uhrrr..."saying nasty
and unpleasant stuff about me..."  Not interested in gossip or
personal feuds says Allen.  "This IS personal and I wanted you to
hear it from me first.  I dated Lucy for awhile and then she went
back to A-M...she doesn't want him to know that we were intimate." 

"Where are you going with this?", asks the senior...."She's saying
that I raped her..."  Senior slimball doesn't even look alarmed as
he glances at Slimeball-Jr....


I LOVE YOU...I LOVE YOU NOT...I LOVE YOU..I LOVE YOU NOT...
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Two best things happened at once..."You and All-That-Matt!"  Van
reveals.  Doesn't answer my question...says Dinah.  "Of course I
love you...I feel bad that you don't +know+ that I do."  Dinah
presses..."But is it the SAME kind of love as you feel for Peter?" 
Sure answers Van, I just didn't raise you....And she reminds her
that..."In a way we are starting from scratch...like strangers." 
Dinah spins on her pointy black boots and exits...  Dinah!!...Van
picks up Peter, following and calling after her... "Dinah!!!"

After commercial.....


NOW WORK IT DINAH!!...WORK IT GOOD!!
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Dinah Wait!!!  Dinah!!!  The foolish girl slams outta the door,
barely missing running down All-That...  He approaches his fiance,
"What's wrong...??"   I don't know...I can never say the right
thing...sometimes she just pushes and pushes 'til we both hurt each
other...  She kisses Peter as Matt bends down to ask him how he is
..."Hey buddy..how are you??"  "Where Bridgett?" inquires Van... 
She's feeling under the weather at the moment....Matt cuts short
his lying cover-up as Gidget walks in looking just dandy...without
a care in z'world...


TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
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"Lucy Cooper is lying about me sir and A-M still wants to believe
her.  Everything that happened, happened with her full consent..." 
She's very aggressive, lies Brent.  Finally, Allen looks
unbelieving, "She doesn't seem that aggressive to me..."  "Doesn't
seem like what she is....she's just a golddigger..I'm just a salary
employee to her anyway...and he ...well he's the boss!"  Allen
could care less anyway....he too is short on human compassion,
ethics, etc...He tells the slime..."If this is as good as you say
it is and you're telling me the truth 'bout Lucy,,,, you don't have
to worry...I'll take care of it..."

I'LL TAKE ""HE RAPPED ME"" FOR $500 PLEASE?
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Lucy is starring into the fog as A-M approaches quietly...  She
asks "Did you tell anyone?", as tears fill her eyes...  "No....No,
I didn't...", he reassures her...

GHOST
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Still no sight of Whoppi!  Anyway....Rosh and Jeva are still there.
..uhhhh... (that beer!....)  Josh is telling Reva NOT to make a big
deal outta Annie....she's a good friend...a good friend...that's
all.  How did you meet?  She was my nurse when I broke my leg in
the fire.  She's a good person...she has a good heart.  Reva
crosses her arms..."How nice!"  Somehow I don't think you mean
that...

She's just a hump of colorless shape of clay waiting to be
molded...  Josh gets mad...Whispering that she wasn't right for
me...right when we were about to make-love...{{here comes-a-brand-
new-Reva-in-yo'ear...time-for-new-Reva-in-yo'ear...I'm-kicking-
fresh,-brand-new-flava-Reva-in-yo'ear...}}..I mean, what was
THAT??.  You *know* I detest rap-music...  Besides, he adds.
...She's (Annie..) brimming with life and......with color!  

I have an instinct for these things...insists Rev.  "You two would
end up killing each other.."  He disagrees and now =she= gets
angry.  "Nobody told you to come up here...You didn't have to!"  

What??????....You show up at inopportune moments RIGHT when I'm
about to get my life together...RIGHT when I'm about to make-love
to another woman....  He begins to do the Josh explosive-madman
dance...  Arms flailing, eyes bulging...yelling loudly.......
......"""RIGHT WHEN......!!

Reva remembers and takes her cue.  She goes over to the center of
the floor and waves dismissively as she fades away....  REVA!! 
Don't do this Reva!!  Reva...Reva, don't!!  Come back here
Reva!!...  Reva...  He runs his hand through his hair muttering...
""Oh Man...""

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Zena...Bena..Wabanna..Mena..EEEnna..Bing-Bang-Bong....I'm drunk!!

.....> >  > look Ma, no hands!!.....Yahoo.... '..hiccup....where's
a toilet??


PS.  The above was several days ago....I'm happy to confess that
today....'.hiccup...I'm okay....'.hiccup........'.hiccup....


