From: Lucas <JS19013@swt.edu>


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			    Guiding Light Update
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			   Tuesday, March 19, 1996
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				  by Lucas


BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Lucas Caffeine-Free Genuine Draft Lite Ice Updates

MISSING CHILD CELEBRITY OF THE WEEK:  Fred Savage

LUCAS' RECOMMENDED MUSIC OF THE WEEK:  Sarah McLachlan's 
					"Fumbling Towards Ecstasy"

And now on with the update...!


THE HOUSE OF RED DRESSES
Buzz notices Reva looks like *bleep*. Reva feels like she cut a piece
out of herself when she gave up Josh. Take it...Take another little
piece of my heart, now baby. She's really done it this time. Josh
is officially out of her life.

THE HOUSE OF PRIMARY COLORS
Annie comes home to find Josh tucked away in the corner. He's staring
into space. Annie wants to know what happened with Reva. Josh: "It's
all a lie. Everything is a lie."

THE HOUSE OF LOST BIRTH CONTROL
Ross made Blake breakfast. She really doesn't feel like eating for some
reason. Ross has to leave for court. Blake advises him not to pull any 
punches against Roger. Ross leaves. Blake, to herself: "It's about
time he got what's coming to him."

THE HOUSE OF BLIND NAKED WOMEN HOLDING SCALES
At the courthouse, Roger threatens Leo about the incompleteness
of the books. Leo says it's the best he can do given the short
notice. Roger blames Hart for Dinah's not "coming around." Roger
says that Hart can't get to Dinah the way that he thinks he can.

THE HOUSE OF FALLEN PORCHES
Dinah tells Hart that Roger deserves to die. Hart won't give her
back the gun. She wants Roger to pay with his life. She lunges to
leave out the window. Hart grabs her. "Oh, no you don't!"

ROLL LIGHTHOUSE

KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH AND RUN
Hart drags her back into the room. Dinah doesn't understand why
Hart cares if Roger lives or dies. Dinah goes into despair. How
can Roger treat her like this? "It just hurts so much."

REPLACE THE LIGHT BULB IN ANNIE'S HEAD
"What's been a lie?" Annie asks. Everything he first saw Reva again'
has been a lie. Josh can't believe he let Reva get to him again.
Annie: "I was right! She is still in love with you!"

WILL SHE OR WON'T SHE
Reva and Buzz. Reva is rehashing everything she said to Josh. Buzz
tells her that there is still time to rewind and tell Josh the
truth.

MARTHA "RED" STEWART
Blake finds Holly sewing on the floor at the Lindsey-Reades'. This
is Holly's domestic side. Barbara taught her how to thread the needle.
Holly is developing a nesting instinct. Holly tries to change the
subject. Blake tells her not to suppress her happiness for Blake's
sake.

WE CAN ONLY HOPE THERE IS A BOMB IN THE CAROUSEL
"No, I don't think Reva still loves me." Reva just wanted to stab
Josh in the back and she succeeded. Annie: "She wanted the kids."
Josh: "She wanted revenge. She wanted to see me suffer. She divorced
me so she could marry Buzz Cooper." "Buzz? What about Alan?" Josh
says, as usual Reva strung 2 men along to see which one would
pan out better. Josh hands Annie the divorce papers. Annie: "We
can get married!" Josh doesn't even hear her. Thrilled, she says
it louder. "We can get married now!" "Yeah, I guess we can," Josh
says rather indifferently. "Why don't you seem happy about it?"
Josh says there is more to the story.

THEY ARE NOT BABIES
Reva can't take back what she said to Josh. She saved her
babies, that's all that matters.

YOU. ARE. SO. CLEVER.
Dinah dwells on getting hurt by Roger. Roger always seemed so vulnerable
and she gave all of herself to him. Hart comforts and hugs her. Dinah
grabs the gun. "FREEZE! Hart, if you move, I swear I will shoot you!"

YOU. ARE. SO. BRAVE.
"If I'm going to shoot 1 man, I might as well shoot two," Di says.
"There are other ways to get back at Roger," Hart says. Dinah
just needs to calm down. "I AM CALM!!! To prove I'm calm, I'll start
counting. By the count of 3, if you're not out of my way, I will
blow you away...1...2...3!" Hart doesn't move. She puts the gun down
and Hart grabs it. Dinah: "You're an idiot! You don't know me; I 
might have done it." Doesn't matter, Hart had taken the bullets out.
Dinah: "He's going to get away with this! MY MONEY!" Hart wants to
help.

POPPIN PILLS
Ross greets Leo and Roger at the court. Ross congratulates Roger
on his speedy recovery. Roger: "You're preening around here like
you're about to win something." "You are a vindictive little crook;
you hurt my daughter; and now you're going to pay for it." The judge
comes in. Leo requests a postponement. Ross has evidence that shows
they are just avoiding the issues. Ross calls Marcus to the stand.
Marcus relates how he found the pills. Leo objects. The judge
says she wants to hear what Marcus has to say.

***LUCAS' PSEUDOSCENE OF THE WEEK***
Josh continues talking about Reva, Reva, Reva. Annie starts crying
and asks if he is still in love with Reva. Josh: "Yes. Now get
off my back you drunken waitress-nurse!" "EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE
HELL DID YOU CALL ME?" "You heard me, you gaping-jawed lisper!"
"THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR--What is that anyway--BEARD?!?"
She grabs Josh by his beard-thing, lifts him above her head and
slings his around like a toy airplane. Shayne comes in: "Cool,
Mommy!" Annie twirls Josh faster and faster until the oil from
Josh's beard-thing causes her grip to slip and Josh flies across the 
room crashing into one of the numerous columns in LOWHAD. Annie
stomps across the room, grabs Josh by his hairdo, and bashes his
face into the stairs. Shayne cheers her on. Marah comes home,
sees what is going on and screams: "DADDY! MOMMY! Oh--this is kind
of neat. Can I play too?" "Yes," says Shayne as he grabs Marah
by the hair and flings her around by her ponytails. Blood is coming
out of Josh's mouth and nose. "Damn you! Damn you! You're no Rick
Bauer!" Annie drags Josh to the door. She opens it and throws
the racked body of her fuzzy-headed lover into the snow. Blood streaks
the white snow as flakes begin to stick to Josh beard thing. Soon
Shayne lets Marah go and helps Annie shovel snow onto Josh's lifeless
body. Annie gives a wicked smile and tells Shayne: "No one has to
know it's our little secret...HEH HEH HEH!"

But anyway...
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I HATE WRITING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE
Josh continues talking about Reva, Reva, Reva. She keeps playing
her games with him. Annie doesn't want to ask, but, the night
at Cross Creek, did Josh realize he is still in love with Reva?
It doesn't matter, Josh says, because Reva has blown it all up
anyway. "Say it, Josh!" She starts to cry. Josh: "I never forgot
that I love you. I am lucky that you never left me." Annie sympathizes
how hard it has been for Josh since Reva came back. But he was always
honest. Josh wants to get on with their lives and get married ASAP.
I love you. No, I love *you*. Tears of joy. Puke of nausea.

DREAMING WITH MY EYES WIDE OPEN
Buzz still thinks Reva can fall in love with him. Reva doesn't want
to give Buzz any false hope. As soon as Josh is convinced they 
are for real, they will get divorced. Buzz wants to show Reva
what real love is all about. She'll give him 6 months.

GE'S PASSING OUT LIGHT BULBS THIS EPISODE
Dinah throws around a few ideas that Hart shoots down. Dinah wants
control for once. She want to make Roger as crazy as he has made
her. Hart jumps up: "That's it!"

I NEED TO GO TO THE DRUGSTORE, PRONTO!
Holly worries constantly about what could happen. But Fletch has
always been her strength through thick and thin. Holly needs to
focus on what her baby is rather than what she isn't. Holly feels
that Blake will be pregnant soon. Holly offers Blake some coffee.
Blake says that lately coffee smells like crap. Holly: "Ah, sounds
like me during my first trimester." Blake looks worried.

LAW AND ORDER
Leo cross-examines Marcus. He didn't actually see Roger take the pills.
Marcus insists Roger was the last one in the room and he found the
pills in Roger's pillowcase. Leo attacks Marcus' proven disdain for
Roger. Leo's done questioning. Ross calls Ed to the stand. The pills
would create symptoms congruent with Roger's symptoms. As soon as Ed
had the pills, Roger made a quick recovery. The pills could not be traced,
so Roger was discharged. Ed was positive that Roger did not have
a heart attack. Leo calls Ed's testimony absurd. Ross says it's proven
and now Leo is just trying to buy time to cover up what they
don't want the court to see. The judge is not amused. Leo's request
for postponement is denied. She demands to see Thorpe's books
immediately.

PRESS PLAY
Dinah thinks Hart's plan is brilliant. Hart warns her that a lot of
things can go wrong and they really ought to work out the kinks.
Dinah thinks it will work, no matter what the cost. She knows exactly
what to do and she's starting right now. She leaves.

RIDE THE WAVE
Reva tells Buzz she's going to see it through. She's not going to
back out on him.

WHO CARES?
Annie is so happy. Josh's mind is still elsewhere. She's going 
to get the kids to tell them the good news.

A CASE OF SWOLLEN BRAIN
Roger is going through his papers when Dinah bursts in. "ROGER! 
Darling, I got here as soon as I could. Oh, I made a dreadful
mistake." She hugs him. "I want to call off the divorce!" She
turns to see Ross' mouth drop as he throws down his briefcase.

FREEZE FRAME


--Lucas
js19013@swt.edu

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