From: Lisa Klobucar <lisa@ah5.cal.msu.edu>


First let me apologize for not posting this sooner.  I have been locked  
out of
my account since last week and couldn't get back in until today.
All scenes with Lorna were her talking to her tv.
KBAY Match Dare Telethon:  Supposed to be July 4
 

Felicia announces the telethon, it supports the pediatric wing at the  
hospital.
Dare somebody to do something embarrassing, the money pledged benefits  
the
hospital and the Cory family is matching pledges dollar for dollar.   
Morgan and
Joe are manning the phones.
 

Frankie finds out she's pregnant again.  The chimes ring while she is  
talking
to herself.
 

Cory Mansion:
 

Carl is barbecuing hot dogs...Ryan, Vicky, Steven, Ali, Amanda & Maggie  
are
hanging out in the Cory living room watching the telethon.  Amamda  
shares that
Grant told her that Vicky sings in the shower and she sings like a  
bullfrog.
Amanda also says that Grant would do an impression of Vicky singing  
"You're So
Vain" to make her laugh.
Vicky:  If Grant was so funny, why didn't you stay married to him?
Vicky leaves the room under the pretense of checking on Kirkland.  She  
calls
and dares Amanda to sing a duet with Grant and pledges $5000.
 

Sharlene calls and pledges $500 for Josie to tapdance.
 

 

Gary tries calling Felicia.  Needs a drink really bad, leaves message  
on her
answering machine.
 

Cass and Frankie are at home watching the telethon, Frankie tries to  
tell Cass
their news when Morgan and Felicia dare Crystal Lake to come down to  
the studio
and sing the song of her choice.  Cass won't listen to her, runs out of  
the
room to get ready.
Frankie: (to her tummy) So we'll wake up your big sister, go down to  
KBAY and
watch daddy sing in drag. (shrugs) Its a plan.
 

Carl burns the hotdogs, Maggie leaves for the Hudson farm.
Felicia announces a $5000 dare...
Amanda:  Somebody's in for it.
Was called in by Vicky Hudson for Amanda Cory to sing a duet with  
Grant. Amanda
freaks out "Vicky, you are an evil witch!"
Vicky:  Obviously you already know the words to "You're so Vain".
Vicky, Ryan, Ali, And Steven starts singing the song.  Phone rings, Ali  
answers
It was Grant.  He said he'd sing with her and he was on his way to the  
studio.
Carl:  He's a bloody philanthropist.
Amanda threatens Vicky and leaves.
 

Josie shows up at the studio and starts dancing.  Sharlene gets really
emotional when Gregory joins her.  The 2 of them were working on  
dancing to sup
rise Momma for her birthday.  Maggie shows up, takes Nick's pie and  
starts
eating it.
 

Gary goes to the bar to get a drink, sees Josie on the TV, explains who  
she is
to the bartender.  Then he sees Felicia and doesn't drink.
 

Grant shows up in a tuxedo...Amanda calls the studio and says she can't  
make it
But she offers to pay the $10,000 that their song would have made and  
an
additional $5000 if Grant will sing by himself.
Grant shmoozes for the camera:  Let me talk to the pianist.
Donna:  That isn't necessary, our volunteers have requested a song that  
you and
        the accompianist are familiar with.
Morgan hands her a piece of paper with the name of the song.
Lorna: You're not really going to do this.  As if I weren't
       sick as a dog already.
Grant sings a song called "those were the good old days"...very  
appropriate
song about how the might have fallen.
 

Vicky, Ryan and Steven boo at the TV. Vicky draws on the TV with a  
marker...the
three of them laugh, boo and throw things at the TV.
 

Felicia teases him, asks him to stay and answer phones.  Morgan and  
Grant
exchange nasties (not very funny).
 

Morgan:  Joe, your dad called while Grant was singing.
Joe:     Oh what does Pop want now?
Morgan:  Pop will donate 100 clams if you'll make like Elvis.
Joe:     Its my only talent.
Morgan:  I'm not surprised.
Wardrobe Lady:  If you sound as good as you look, I'll match that  
pledge.
Joe:     I gotta tell you something.  Doing the King is better than  
reciting
         poetry.
Morgan:  I agree, who's doing that?
Joe:     You are.
Morgan tries to figure out who dared him.
Joe:  Probably your brother for making him put on a dress, somebody  
wants to
      hear you say pretty words real bad ($2000 pledge)
Crystal: (Cass in drag) Maybe its just somebody's who's been missing  
the sound
         of your voice lately.
Morgan:  Poetry...Lorna.
 

Cass/Crystal lip syncs to "You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman"
While he's doing his act, goes over to Morgan, grabs him with his boa,  
sings to
him, dances with him and then pushes him off the stage.  Frankie  
motions that
she is pregnant.
Crystal:  We're pregant?  We're pregnant.
"She" goes over and kisses Frankie.
 

Joe sings Heartbreak Hotel and plays an acoustic guitar.  Joe can  
actually play
and sing.  THis was the hottest act of them all.  Joe moves his hips so
tantalizing...I am saving this tape!  All the women dance off stage and  
scream.
 

Morgan recites a Shakespeare Sonnet about how love never dies.  So  
sweet it
made me cry.  Lorna runs up to the TV, starts crying.
 

Amanda has to leave on a business trip to California.  Ali is going to  
stay
with her father for the summer so Amanda decides to stay gone too,  
since things
 have been so weird around here.
Vicky questions Carl about why everybody is acting so weird.
 

Nick hits on Maggie, cuts down Tomas.
 

Marshall sings a song, he's really good.
Morgan dares person who dared him to come down to the studio and he'd  
throw in
an extra $2000.
Lorna:  It's not me.  Why are you always so wrong about me?
 

Micheal dares Donna to sing that song...she knows the one.
Donna looks very sexy in a black velvet gown.  Sings a beautiful song  
about how
she can get along without you very well, but how she keeps remembering  
their
memories.  Micheal tears up.
 

Nick hits on Maggie more.  She decides to go to the hospital and look  
for Tomas
 

Amanda expresses concern about Rachel.  Vicky wishes Amanda well.   
Amanda hugs
Ryan and says bye.
Vicky:  What the hell (gives her a hug)
 

Grant tells Morgan that his poetry lovers are a group of nurses from  
Bay City
General, laughs and walks away.
 

The entire cast dances to a real hoky song for the last few minutes.

